Mould a Willy Kit
Amusing Stories

My cock caused a "BOMB SCARE"
I work on an Army camp, and little did I realise that all incoming mail is put through an airport-style scanning machine to alert of any hazardous content. (Letter bombs and the like.)

Of course, when the Willy Kit goes through, they see a battery, some wiring, soft plastic etc. A slight panic ensues, where they evacuate the scanning room, the post room, and the rest of the building. So there are approx 30 – 40 people who’s day has been disrupted because of my Willy Kit looks like a bomb on the screen!

So I get a call at my desk, asking me if I’m expecting any parcels. A very brave lady then walks back into the scanning room to check who the parcel is from. I already know exactly what it is, and was dreading the years of wind-ups and jokes that the military are renowned for. Not to mention an interview with someone high ranking etc etc……..

However, I just told her that I was expecting the parcel from ‘Direct Sales’ and panic was averted.

So, in a way my cock caused a bomb scare. I may have to use that in a chat-up line one day! - A H